Oh Ronnie Radke!
Take a look at this *exclusive* snippet from Ronnie Radke’s upcoming memoirs about the trials and tribulations of prison life! Music can be inspirational and so can spoken word. This particular entry from Ronnie Radke’s upcoming memoirs was written after discovering ‘Listen Up’ the non-music track on Ronnie Radke’s myspace page for his band From Behind These Walls.
Dear Diary:
8.45 Today I woke up. Still in prison. This fucking sucks.
9.15 Received daily mail. Got 16 letters from the same 14 year old girl in Ohio. She wants my babies. Must remember to send her back a letter and jizz all over it.
10.35 Cellmate Bubba cornered me in the shower. Gotta remember not to drop the soap.
11.18 Feeling butthurt. Not sure if its from the fact Escape the Fate kicked me out, or from my encounter with Bubba.
12.55 Decided to write some angsty lyrics from my new solo project band. “relationships are based on lies” sounds good. Kind of like how Escape the Fate kicked me out. I thought we had something special, but it was all a lie.
2.25 Got a phone call from those other guys in my band. I forget their names. I sent a shout out to my people. “hey this is ronnie radke and im in prison!” or some such thing. Tried to sound cheerful, make it sound like jail is fun. Dont want them to look down on going to jail, yeah? I hope they come visit me, I especially love those hot chick fans. (I said so in my shout out, I hope they get the hint).
3.46 Managed to update the band myspace on the library computer. “Every SAINT has a past , Every SINNER has a future.” is our new status. I hope the fans see the symbolism, because I was INNOCENT of the crime I was charged with, but am now seen by the haters as as a SINNER. But my new band has a future!!!!!! Clever, huh? And like, even if they dont get it, it still sounds fucken awesome. Fucking Escape the Fate have no future without me and my clever literary allusions.
4.00 Read myspace notes to me the band. One girl said my new band would do well not because of my hotness or because I’m radd (with 2 d’s for extra radness), but because of the integrity of my music. Aw shucks. I’m glad she recognised if the band succeeds its all because of me. I got some other awesome ones. “Its so great to see an actuall decent, hell, amzazing new band out there, Ronnies great, but so is everyone else in this band, I can tell you guys have a serious future.” She uses myspace and writes good. She must be legit in being able to tell my band has a future. I wonder what her hair smells like.
4.14 Looked over the photos my fans sent me in the mail. Theyre like 14 or some shit, but theyre still fuckin hot man. If I werent already in jail I’d bang them and it would be worth coming back to jail. Theyre like literally jailbait because I’m in jail! And theyre bait! ROFL. I SHOULD MAKE THAT INTO A SONG.
4.15 Actually, on second thought, sex with them wouldn’t be any good. They’re not slutty enough yet when theyre 14. I’m probably having better sex in jail. Homeboy Bubba knows what I’m talking about.
5.30 Had dinner. I’m so annoyed, this guy at dinner was totally like “OMG you’re that tosser Ronnie Radke who is a wannabe poseur” and this other guy was like “Fuck, are you still bitter about getting kicked out of Escape the Fate?!”. Bubba sorted them out though. Nobody fucks with his bitch ‘cept him. Those bastards in Escape the Fate didn’t stand by me the same way. Fuck the haters.
6.45 Sent to bed by prison guards. I hope Bubba falls asleep quickly tonight. Still in prison. This fucking sucks.
